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Recent Explanations as of 04/08/2011

Last week I finished up the explanations of all of the movies by mockbuster titans ‘The Asylum’. Starting today I’m placing my focus on the ‘SyFy’ channel original movies with some others peppered in.

100 Feet (2008)

Abominable (2006)

A.I. Assault (2006)

Alien Apocalypse (2005)

Alien Express (2005)

Alien Hunter (2003)

Alien Lockdown (2004)

Alien Siege (2005)

Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)

Android Apocalypse (2006)

Attack of the Refridgerator (1990)

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Birdemic (2008)

Black Sheep (2006)

Day of the Triffids (1962)

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

The Gingerdead Man (2005)

The Mangler (1995)

Monsturd (2008)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Slugs: The Movie (1988)

Squirm (1976)

Swamp Thing (1982)

The Return of Swamp Thing (1989)

ThanksKilling (2009)

Recent Explanations as of 03/28/2011

This is the dramatic conclusion to my quest of explaining every current film from ‘The Asylum’. There are a few movies they have yet to release and therefor cannot be explained yet.

#1 Cheerleader Camp (2010)

King of the Ants (2003)

King of the Lost World (2005)

Legion of the Dead (2005)

Mega Python VS. Gatoroid (2011)

Megafault (2009)

Merlin and the War of the Dragons (2008)

MILF (2010)

Moby Dick (2010)

Monster (2008)

Paranormal Entity (2009)

Pirates of Treasure Island (2006)

Princess of Mars (2009)

Sex Pot (2009)

Sherlock Holmes ((The Asylum)) (2009)

Snakes on a Train (2006)

Speed Demon (2003)

Street Racer (2008)

Sucker Punch (2011)

Sunday School Musical (2008)

The Terminators ((The Asylum)) (2009)

Transmorphers (2007)

Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009)

Vampires vs Zombies (2004)

War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave (2008)

When a Stranger Calls (2006)

Recent Explanations as of 03-25-2011

More explanations by the Infamous distribution company known as ‘The Asylum’. I’m almost done explaining every title they have (barring the ones in development as of 3/25/2011).

Crypt of the Living Dead (1973)

Evil Eyes (2004)

Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers (2006)

Fourplay (2001)

Freakshow (2007)

Halloween Night (1988)

Halloween Night ((The Asylum)) (2006)

Haunting of Winchester House (2009)

Hillside Cannibals (2006)

The Hitchhiker (2007)

I Am Omega (2007)

Intermedio (2005)

Invasion of the Pod People (2007)

Jane White is Sick and Twisted (2002)

Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter’s Cove (2005)

Journey to the Center of the Earth ((The Asylum)) (2008)

Rubber (2010)

Treevenge (2008)

H.G. Wells – War of the World’s ((The Asylum)) (2005)

Recent Explanations as of 03-21-11

The death of Michael Gough at 94 years old motivated me to explain the rest of the entire Batman movie series. Apart from Batman I also explain a butt load of straight to DVD movies from the infamous production company ‘The Asylum’.

100 Million BC (2008)

18 Year Old Virgin (2009)

2012: Supernova (2009)

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007)

6 Guns (2010)

The 7 Adventures of Sinbad (2010)

8213: Gacy House (2010)

The 9/11 Commission Report (2006)

Airline Disaster (2010)

Alien Abduction (2005)

The Apocalypse (2007)

AVH: Alien Vs. Hunter (2007)

Batman (1943)

Batman (1966)

Batman Begins (2005)

Batman Forever (1995)

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

Batman Returns (1992)

Batman & Robin (1997)

Battle of Los Angeles (2011)

Bellyfruit (1999)

Bram Stoker’s Dracula’s Curse (2006)

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Da Vinci Treasure (2006)

The Day the Earth Stopped (2008)

Dead Men Walking (2005)

Death Racers (2008)

Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill (2004)

Dragonquest (2009)

Gymkata (1985)

Mega Piranha (2010)

Recent Explanations Requested by Twitter 03-14-2011

When I asked my Twitter followers what is the WORST movie they have ever seen, the tweets rolled in! As promised yesterday, here are those explanations.

27 Dresses (2008)

Alone in the Dark (2005)

The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl (2005)

Bio-Dome (1996)

Cool World (1992)

Corky Romano (2001)

Death Race 2 (2010)

Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Georgia Rule (2007)

Gerry (2002)

Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)

Hip Hop Locos (2001)