The Trailer

The Plot

When three curvaceous babes, stripper Trixe, business executive Hel, and the feisty ex-con Camero, arrive at a desert hideaway to steal a stash of diamonds from an underworld kingpin, things quickly spiral out of control. Allegiances are switched, truths are revealed, criminals are unmasked and nothing is quite what it seems as the fate of the world is precariously balanced among this trio of sexy femmes fatales.
(Source IMDB)

The Breakdown

Who is in it? Kevin Sorbo (he played Hercules in the Hercules TV show)
Genre: Action-Comedy
Was it action packed and funny? Action Packed and it was ‘Campy’ funny. (‘campy’ means it was bad on purpose out of humor)
Would this movie be for every action-comedy fan? Every straight male or lesbian action-comedy fan, sure.
Should you see it? Again, if you like campy movies with lots of cleavage and lesbians fighting sure…. why not.

The Verdict

This movie…. is bad. Of course it’s bad, it’s a campy B-Movie called ‘Bitch Slap’ who expected this to be good lol. I mean c’mon the tagline for the movie is “Assume the Position…”. This movie was an excuse for women to dress up in as little as possible and fight like banshees and say the word “muff” in interesting ways. If this movie was dead serious and turned out like this I would have given it a 3/10 but since it was chick infested and campy on purpose I give it a 5/10.

Official Nutshell-Movies Explanation

Bitch Slap (2009): An assassin posing as a stripper makes a bogus mission to find the precious Katana sword she lost while killing people.